crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass
me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen
loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet
BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.
ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?
it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!!
Just Let Him In
8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys
me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold
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Linda Belcher is the best mom.
brain: do you have your wallet?
me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*
me: yeah